do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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