I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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