I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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