Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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