you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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