I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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