i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Never joke about your clitoris.
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