My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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