MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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