don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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