She's JV to your varsity
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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