It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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