we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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