I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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