There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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