Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
is that a dick in a sweater?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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