This girl is more easily done than said...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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