is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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