Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??