I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's official drugs can't kill me
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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