At least make sure they are 18
Why
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
3pm strippers are depressing
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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