Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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