I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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