Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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