I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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