I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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