Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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