I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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