dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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