If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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