Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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