SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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