My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You've changed since you got that strap on
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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