every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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