i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
