Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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