he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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