just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Randomize
