brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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