like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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