She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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