i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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