Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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