now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Randomize
