Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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