their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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