Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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