Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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