i jhust puked up my retainher.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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