guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I think people are normalizing furries
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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