i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
