I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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