Pappa wants mamma naked
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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