They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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