so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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