How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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